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Ele espantou o cachorro, mas logo em seguida ele voltou. Novamente ele tentou espantá-lo quando percebeu que trazia um bilhete na boca. Pegou o bilhete e leu: “Pode me mandar 12 salsichas e uma perna de carneiro, por favor”.
O cachorro trazia dinheiro na boca também. Ele olhou e viu que dentro da boca do cachorro havia uma nota de R$ 50,00.
Então ele pegou o dinheiro e pôs as salsichas e a perna de carneiro na boca do cachorro.
O açougueiro ficou impressionado e como já era mesmo hora de fechar o açougue, ele decidiu fechar e seguir o cachorro.
E foi o que fez. O cachorro começou a descer a rua e, quando chegou ao cruzamento, depositou a bolsa no chão, pulou e apertou o botão para fechar o sinal. Esperou pacientemente com o saco na boca que o sinal fechasse e ele pudesse atravessar.
Cruzou a rua e caminhou até uma parada de ônibus. O açougueiro continuava seguindo-o.
No ponto de ônibus o cão olhou para a tabela de horário e então sentou no banco para esperar o ônibus.
Quando o ônibus chegou o cachorro foi até a frente para conferir o número e voltou para o seu lugar. Outro ônibus chegou e ele tornou a olhar, viu que aquele era o ônibus certo e entrou.
O açougueiro, boquiaberto, seguiu o cão. De repente o cachorro se levantou e ficou em pé nas duas patas traseiras e apertou o botão para saltar, tudo isso com as compras ainda na boca.
O açougueiro e o cão foram caminhando pela rua quando o cachorro parou em uma casa, colocando as compras na calçada. Ele voltou um pouco, correu e se atirou contra a porta. Tornou a fazer isso e como ninguém respondeu na casa, o cachorro a circundou, pulou um muro baixo e foi até a janela. Começou a bater com a cabeça no vidro várias vezes.
Então, caminhou de volta para a porta quando um sujeito enorme a abriu e começou a espancar o cachorro.
O açougueiro correu até o homem e o impediu dizendo:
– Por Deus do céu homem, o que você está fazendo? O seu cachorro é um gênio!
O homem respondeu:
– Um gênio? Esta já é a segunda vez esta semana que este cachorro estúpido esquece a chave.
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Você pode continuar excedendo as expectativas, mas aos olhos do chefe isto estará sempre abaixo do esperado...
Autor: Desconhecido
Short
A butcher was taking care of his shop and
got really surprised when a dog entered.
He drove the dog, but soon after he returned. Again he tried to scare him off when he realized he was carrying a note in the mouth. He took the note and read: "can you send me 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please."
The dog brought money in your mouth too. He looked and saw that inside the mouth of the dog there was a $ 50.00 R$.
So he took the money and put the sausages and the leg of lamb in the dog's mouth.
The butcher was impressed and as it was time to close the shop, he decided to close and follow the dog.
And that's what you did. The dog started walking down the street and, when it came to the crossing, deposited the bag on the ground, jumped and hit the button to close the signal. Waited patiently with the bag in his mouth the signal to close and he could cross.
Crossed the street and walked to a bus stop. The butcher was still following him.
At the bus stop the dog looked at the schedule and then sat on the bench to wait for the bus.
When the bus reached the dog went to the front to check the number and went back to his place. Another bus arrived and he turned to look, he saw that this was the right bus and entered.
The butcher, gaping, followed the dog. Suddenly the dog got up and stood up on two hind legs and pressed the button to jump, all this with the groceries still in his mouth.
The butcher and the dog were walking down the street when the dog stopped at a House, putting the groceries on the sidewalk. He came back a bit, ran and threw himself against the door. Made to do this and as there was no answer at the House, the dog circled, jumped a low wall and went to the window. Started banging my head on the window several times.
Then walked back to the door when a huge guy opened it and began beating up the dog.
The butcher ran to the man and stop him saying:
-By God of the sky, man, what are you doing? Your dog is a genius!
The man answered:
-A genius? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog forgets the key.
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You can keep exceeding expectations, but in the eyes of the boss it will be underwhelming.
Author: Unknown
He drove the dog, but soon after he returned. Again he tried to scare him off when he realized he was carrying a note in the mouth. He took the note and read: "can you send me 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please."
The dog brought money in your mouth too. He looked and saw that inside the mouth of the dog there was a $ 50.00 R$.
So he took the money and put the sausages and the leg of lamb in the dog's mouth.
The butcher was impressed and as it was time to close the shop, he decided to close and follow the dog.
And that's what you did. The dog started walking down the street and, when it came to the crossing, deposited the bag on the ground, jumped and hit the button to close the signal. Waited patiently with the bag in his mouth the signal to close and he could cross.
Crossed the street and walked to a bus stop. The butcher was still following him.
At the bus stop the dog looked at the schedule and then sat on the bench to wait for the bus.
When the bus reached the dog went to the front to check the number and went back to his place. Another bus arrived and he turned to look, he saw that this was the right bus and entered.
The butcher, gaping, followed the dog. Suddenly the dog got up and stood up on two hind legs and pressed the button to jump, all this with the groceries still in his mouth.
The butcher and the dog were walking down the street when the dog stopped at a House, putting the groceries on the sidewalk. He came back a bit, ran and threw himself against the door. Made to do this and as there was no answer at the House, the dog circled, jumped a low wall and went to the window. Started banging my head on the window several times.
Then walked back to the door when a huge guy opened it and began beating up the dog.
The butcher ran to the man and stop him saying:
-By God of the sky, man, what are you doing? Your dog is a genius!
The man answered:
-A genius? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog forgets the key.
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You can keep exceeding expectations, but in the eyes of the boss it will be underwhelming.
Author: Unknown
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